Satoshi expressing his perplexity about bitcoin.org being listed on the PBL:
WTF? How did we get on that?
Satoshi’s stone cold realism:
Actually, it works well to just PM me.
Dolorous bafflement:
I can’t understand why you’re having so much pain.
Bitcoin alchemy:
Imagine if gold turned to lead when stolen. If the thief gives it back, it turns to gold again.
The power of the protocol:
…,the proof-of-work speaks for itself.
Satoshi fondly dwelling on nostalgia:
Just leave the old one alone! Older is better.
Short, precise and powerful:
Total proof-of-work.
Impressed by another user’s hashing power (983 Mhash/s):
Seriously? What hardware is that?
Logic that is hard to argue with:
This helps keep you from turning your coins over rapidly unless you’re forcing it by actually turning all your coins over rapidly.
Humble advice on general diligence:
Make sure your computer’s date and time are correct.
The more you know:
Many small flats have electric heat out of convenience.
A great classic. Satoshi in response to Bitshare’s founder:
If you don’t believe me or don’t get it, I don’t have time to try to convince you, sorry.
When designing Bitcoin, even aliens need to be accounted for:
The space people may just be getting lazy using their language’s split function.
smallscreenproblems:
I like to keep code compact so you can see more code on the screen at once.
Windows Vista joke:
Maybe you’re the first person to ever run it on Vista 
Frustrated with one user’s incompetence:
Sigh… why delete a wallet instead of moving it aside and keeping the old copy just in case? You should never delete a wallet. | Source
Satoshi subtly teaching us the relevance of code:
We can try to use words to help the situation until code gets there.
OP (reddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2yxjq4/unusual_and_amusing_satoshi_nakamoto_quotes/